trying to navigate your way through the mall without getting stopped by some club-thumping goofball selling discount sunglasses is almost impossible. who do you have to have offended to get that job? no i don’t want to get sprayed by your new age patouli hair growth remote control massaging hair weave, now let me go so i can get my hot dog on a stick.
barnes and noble is the new library, but with better books. and coffee. i think you would be hard pressed to find anyone under the age of 40 that could give you directions to your closest library easier than the nearest of several b&n. even if they could, ask them where they’d rather hang out. b&n wins hands down. they have comfier chairs, newer books, easier to get membership and no decimal system to decipher. sorry dewey, it’s true.
russian mp3 sites. all of the fun of us mp3 sites but at a fraction of the cost. tell em dwight sent you. http://www.mp3search.ru
i saw somebody’s car with an obama sticker covering a kerry sticker. i don’t know why i thought that was funny, but i did.
all mexican food is essentially the same. everything stems from the burrito.
tacos=burrito folded in half
enchilada=burrito with sauce
nachos=chopped up burrito
i heard my favorite line consistently used in prayer the other day, “God please be with those who are sick of this congregation.”
did anyone miss kid rock while he was gone? how long do you have to disappear until you can have a comeback?
observations from apt hunting:
‘move in special’ = good sign
‘ring manager in apt 310’ = not a good sign
everything near the military base = beat up
everything in rancho bernardo = expensive
everything in pacific beach = beat up + expensive
apt sales people = shop at ross
covered parking = sweet
park at your own risk = not so much
top ten quotes from the office this season:
“every little boy fantasizes about his fairy tale wedding”
“whenever i’m getting married you don’t believe me”
“story’s kind of bland. it’s about this guy named dumbledore calrissian, who needs to return the ring back to mordor.”
“i am bill buttlicker”
“it’s pronounced Colonel, it’s the highest rank in the military”
“it’s like farmaid, but instead of farms fighting against aids, it is us fighting against our own poverty”
“let’s get ethical, ethical…”
“the tall guy got engaged”
“must look like the tide at omaha beach”
one love, one heart.